
This soft, breathable tee carries a playful, sea‑wise spirit: a weathered badge featuring a Greenland Shark and the cheeky line “Not a Christmas present — I am a 400 year commitment.” Wear it when you want to nod to ocean lovers, long-term commitments, and dry humor without shouting. The crew neck and retail cut sit neatly under a jacket or out on their own. Side seams and shoulder tape keep the shape through repeat wear and wash cycles. Lightweight Airlume combed and ring‑spun cotton feels gentle on skin; the tear‑away label removes irritation for all‑day comfort. Sustainably sourced and REACH certified, this tee blends thoughtful production with a design that sparks conversations at holiday dinners, coastal walks, or quiet nights in with someone who gets the joke.
Product features
- 100% Airlume combed & ring‑spun cotton (lightweight 4.2 oz) for breathable comfort
- Side seams and shoulder tape for lasting shape and structural support
- Ribbed knit collar with seam and tear‑away label for comfort and durability
- Prints applied using DTF or DTG methods for crisp, vibrant graphics
- Sustainably made, REACH certified; Bella+Canvas fair labor and WRAP standards
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
- Do not dryclean
With side seams
Located along the sides, they help hold the garment's shape longer and give it structural support
Ribbed knit collar with seam
Ribbed knit makes the collar highly elastic and helps retain its shape
Shoulder tape
Twill tape covers the shoulder seams to stabilize the back of the garment and prevent stretching
Sleeve Printing Techniques
Most providers fulfill their sleeve prints using the Direct-to-Film (DTF) method, ensuring crisp, detailed designs. TextilDruck and Fulfill Engine use Direct-to-Garment (DTG) printing for their sleeves, providing vibrant colors and a smooth finish
Neck Label Printing Techniques
Most providers print their labels using Direct-to-Film (DTF) printing, ensuring crisp, detailed designs. Meanwhile, TextilDruck and Stoked on Printing use Direct-to-Garment (DTG) printing for their labels, providing vibrant colors and a smooth finish
Age restrictions
For adults
Other compliance information
REACH Certified
Country of origin
Blank product sourced from Honduras
Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F); Non-chlorine: bleach as needed; Tumble dry: low heat; Iron, steam or dry: medium heat; Do not dryclean.
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